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		<title>Cameraman Sneak Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Why Parents Drink!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Marcus L. Howard</dc:creator>
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Have you ever wondered why parents get to the point where they need to take a drink?!?!? Well read this.
A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee&#8217;s home phone number and was greeted with [...]]]></description>
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<p>Have you ever wondered why parents get to the point where they need to take a drink?!?!? Well read this.</p>
<p>A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee&#8217;s home phone number and was greeted with a child&#8217;s whisper. &#8221; Hello? &#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Is your daddy home?&#8221; he asked. &#8221; Yes ,&#8221; whispered the small voice.  &#8221;May I talk with him?&#8221; The child whispered, &#8221; No .&#8221;</p>
<p>Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, &#8220;Is your Mommy there?&#8221; Yes .&#8221; &#8220;May I talk with her?&#8221; Again the small voice whispered, &#8221; No .&#8221;<span id="more-40"></span></p>
<p>Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, &#8220;Is anybody else there?&#8221; &#8221; Yes ,&#8221; whispered the child, &#8221; a policeman &#8220;. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee&#8217;s home, the boss asked, &#8220;May I speak with the policeman?&#8221; &#8221; No, he&#8217;s busy&#8221;, whispered the child. &#8220;Busy doing what?&#8221; &#8221; Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,&#8221; came the whispered answer.</p>
<p>Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, &#8220;What is that noise?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8221; A helicopter &#8221; answered the whispering voice. &#8220;What is going on there?&#8221; demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, &#8220;The search team just landed a helicopter .&#8221;</p>
<p>Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, &#8220;What are they searching for?&#8221; Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle&#8230; &#8221;<br />
ME <img src='http://www.marcuslhoward.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' />  .&#8221;</p>
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